FORGET TABASCO. TASTE THE PEPPERS NOT THE VINEGAR. SIMPLE AND SOMEHOW COMPLEX AT THE SAME TIME. THE PROCESS OF LACTO FERMENTATION QUIETS THE HEAT SO THE HABANERO CAN SING.
NOT YOUR AVERAGE SALSA VERDE. SAID TO HAVE MYSTERIOUS AND ADDICTIVE QUALITIES. WE’RE NOT SURE ABOUT THAT, BUT WE ALWAYS KEEP A JAR OR TWO STASHED.
“THE BOMB”, THE NAME SAYS IT ALL. WE PUT IT IN A JAR SO YOU WILL USE A SPOON, A LITTLE SPOON.
TRADITIONAL STYLE OLD WORLD KRAUT. NOT THE SOGGY VINEGAR SOAKED IMPOSTER WE’VE ALL HAD TO ENDURE.
WHAT KRAUT ALWAYS WANTED TO BE WHEN IT GREW UP. SMOKEY, SPICY, LOADED WITH GARLIC AND THE WINNING POP OF LACTO-FERMENTATION.
BEAUTIFUL BEET INFUSED KRAUT ACCENTED WITH SELECT SPICES, MELLOW, RICH, WARM AND SULTRY. PUTS A LITTLE BLACK DRESS ON ANY SALAD, SANDWICH OR WHEREVER ELSE YOU PUT IT.
OUR ROBUST VERSION OF THIS KOREAN STAPLE. SERVED ALONE AS A FEISTY, FLAVORFUL, MOUTH SMACK. ADDED TO NOODLES, SALADS, SOUPS SANDWICHES AND DIPS, IT BRINGS DEPTH AND EXQUISITE FLAVOR.
OUR TAKE ON A TRADITIONAL SALVADORIAN CONDIMENT. THE FLAVORS YOU KNOW AND LOVE FROM SOUTH OF THE BORDER JALAPEÑO AND SPICES. IN A ZINGY BLEND. UNBELIEVABLE ON TACOS. PULLED PORK. SERIOUSLY…ALMOST ANYTHING.
SEASONAL AND SPECIALS
WHERE CAN I FIND YOUR PRODUCTS?
Retail locations for our products are as follows:
1st Alternative Co-op (North Store Only)
2855 NW Grant St., Corvallis OR 97330
1st Alternative (North) currently carries; The Red, The Green, Kraut, Kimchi and Rough Kraut. The folks at 1st Alt. N. are serious about bringing the best items they can to the buying public and we like providing some of those products.
4 Seasons Farmers Market
33754 Santiam Highway, Lebanon OR
4 Seasons currently carries; The Red, The Green, Violet Vixen and Kimchi. If you have a favorite Completely Crocked product that they don’t carry, ask them to order some for you! Trish and Rob work hard to bring you fresh produce in a genuine old style fresh produce market.
Brick and Mortar Cafe
222 W. 1st Ave, Albany OR 97321
Brick and Mortar uses Completely Crocked items in their kitchen and at the BLOODY MARY BAR! In addition they offer Completely Crocked “The Red” for table use, and they will sell you a bottle of The Red. One patron purchased an entire case of The Red and gave bottles as Christmas gifts. This led to the Arizona Super Fan…..Art. While you can’t buy anything from Art, he’s in Arizona after all, it just points out that a guy that could have any one of 50 bottles of red in his refrigerator has one of ours. Thanks Art!
Local restaurants and pubs that partner with Completely Crocked;
The Fermentress has worked hard to partner with some of our favorite restaurants, bistros and pubs. It’s what keeps her going, she loves to see folks eating something that is good for them and tasty, tasty, tasty as well.
Here’s a basic rundown of some of the local eateries that use Completely Crocked products;
Les Caves 308 SW 3rd, Corvallis OR 97333
541.286.4473 We love these people.
Nearly Normals Gonzo Cuisine 109 NW 15th Corvallis OR 97330
541.753.0791 What can you say about an eatery that has the word “Gonzo” in their name? Sign me up!, it’s the gold standard for vegetarian cuisine.
Deluxe Brewing and Sinister Distilling 635 NE Water, Albany OR 97321
541.928.7699 Howies nod to brewing and distillation. He just won a Silver Award for his gin, so go down there and get yourself some! Make sure to use the secret entry.
Calapooia Brewing Co. 140 NE Hill St. Albany OR 97321 541.928.1931. This is where it all started for Completely Crocked, our first account. Thanks Paul and thanks to owners Laura and Mark for the continued support of us and for their support of our products. Paul uses a multitude of CC products in his food prep, and The Pooia sells “The Red” and “The Green” over the counter.
Frankies #160, 641 NW Hickory St. Albany OR 973231 541.248.3671 Good people making good food.
Brick and Mortar 222W 1st Ave, 541.791.7845 The best breakfast I’ve ever eaten. I’m pretty happy that we have the opportunity to work with the eatery. Go stand in line, it’s worth it.